Quickie

Things I like about slutface:

- She snores like a human
- She's warm, and at the moment it's a little cold here.
- She likes to cuddle at night times.

Things I don't like
- She snores really loudly and likes to sleep in beds
- She farts. Filling my room with the aroma of sulfur.
- She insists on touching as much of your body as possible at night times
- She trembles when she sleeps.


Therefore I wake up in the morning to find more and more pieces of my golden (literally) $10 outside couch littered over the backyard.

Here's another picture of her ready to kill. (for those of you who don't know, slutface is the dog)

Auf Wiedersehen!

Evilboy.