It's kinda funny that I was really excited about making new friends

I don't have a lot in common with my new friends. Here are some things they find particularly odd about me.

• I burp a lot
• My frequent use of sarcasm (completely wasted on them)
• I have a dirty mind (I was under the impression that everyone does, but apparently not)
• I don't listen/know about craptastic top 40 songs
• I have pissed in public (so fucking what)

Here are some things about them that I don't get.

• They don't use/understand sarcasm
• They don't make nearly as many or as clever dirty jokes as I do
• One of them asked me what a "good kisser" is
• The same one thinks I'm a freak because I don't like muscley guys
• He also asked me what a hangover is
• They think there is something wrong with me when I make little noises that don't resemble words
• They think it's a big deal that I have pissed in public
• They can't drink beer/are annoying when "drunk"

Eugh.