- It's not Australia
- English boys are cute
- Dad doesn't understand why I want to live there
Reasons not to live in London
- It's shit
- I haven't met any English boys
- There are too many Australians
Reasons to live in Berlin
- It's not Australia
- Way cheaper (my friend's bathroom is bigger than my bedroom in London)
- Kreuzberg hipsters shit on East London hipsters
Reasons not to live in Berlin
- German is a ridiculous language that I don't want to learn
- I would have to learn German
- Dad would be happy if I did
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