- Natalie Portman truly looks better bald.
- When you feel full you shouldn't keep eating.
- When you feel like vomiting anti-nausea pills actually work.
- Everyone wants to finger Natalie Portman
- If you stop taking valium you will want to die.
- Savage Garden cures the worst angst-spurts.
- People don't notice when I dye my hair.
- You should listen to Muffin when he tells you to avoid certain drugs.
- Everyone enjoys listening to ke$ha. Don't deny it.
- Shitting on the Routeburne track will make you cry.
- Biting on a boys bottom lip is kind of hot.
- Vaginal juices gross everyone out.
- When a boy licks your ear you're secretly turned on.
- Push-up bras will always make you feel uncomfortable.
- Everyone wants to bang the brown-haired-pregnant member of t.A.T.u.
- I get lots of emails from russian mail-order brides on my university email account.
- Too-much information is never enough.
Hope this post is less angsty than the last, Linguist.
Evilboy.
Less angsty and back to your usual mode of crossing the line I've come to know and love.
ReplyDeletewhatever. it's free of porn/masturbation references. There's still time to re-acquaint myself with fine-form prose.
ReplyDeletei think watching you shitting on the routeburne track was one the highlights of my life.
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